Thursday, April 15, 2010

Jetlag One Oh... You know!

Here's the recommended list of things to bring with you to Jetlag this summer, your ULTIMATE summer vacation spot.

Top Ten Things to Bring to Jetlag '10

  1. A Tent - A tent is probably the most necessary thing you could bring. Ever. Protects you from the elements, a great hideaway from unwanted people, and it can fit in a bag. Bring one - throw a slumber party! Go crazy. Because even though you may not find time to sleep in it all that much, it's a good investment to have.
  2. A Foldaway Chair - You know- one of these babies. Or these, if you're into minimalism. And fish. Minimalism and fish. It's some 'cush for your 'tush, if you know what I'm saying. And will save you from the wetness of the camping ground... ground.
  3. A Flashlight - So that you don't stumble into something, or someone by accident. Even though there's plenty of lighting around, you don't want to fall into a giant hole in the ground and get stuck... forever. Also a very good investment to have. They have these awesome windup battery ones , you know... in case we get caught in a hurricane or monsoon or something. Good thing to have.
  4. Your Bracelet - Aight. So I'm going to be working security for some part of the day at Jetlag. If you try to get in without one of these on,I probably WON'T let you in. No amount of moaning and groaning will apease me. Just don't forget it, or pay money for a new one at the door. Yeah. Bring This.
  5. Clothing - Yeah, we're out there and we're a little weird, but you still need to wear clothes. Seriously. Don't not wear any... that would be bad.
  6. Spirit - If you're going to be a grouch, well you'll wind up looking like this guy . And that guy looks like he just went through a meat grinder and then was subject to spinach being strained on him. :D But yeah, Jetlag is a really super fun event - and you're going to love it. Promise. But if you're going to be a poophead.... well.... Don't. :P Have fun, relax.
  7. Fun Boots - Or a fun hat. Aww common! Does this even need an explanation? Everyone loves a fun hat, and it will FER SURE come in handy. I personally bring these each time, and they're just so cute! I get a lot of comments with them on, and some kids have even tried to pet them..... cause they're crack kids. Yeah, most tykes don't go around touching stranger's feet (you'd think that's something parents would teach them not to do?!) ... unless they're Russian. Then they almost always Will. Regardless of whether your rain boots are awesome or not.
  8. A Thermos - Judging by the amount of hot tea you will be receiving, this is a good thing to have. Or a nice mug or two.
  9. Not a Pet - Anything but that. Leave your furry friend at home. Or else he'll probably be trampled. Or put him in one of those cone things, then people will generally leave him alone... and he won't die of dysentery. :) Unless it's a cone that looks like this. That's just cruel.
  10. Not a Computer - Leave all of your technology at home. Jetlag is not the time to be working on projects, doing phone conferences (unless you have these lying around) Relax, enjoy yourself! Grab an instrument, go listen to music, and most of all, HAVE FUN. :D

I hope this has been informative! More to come soon!


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